HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
So what? She cheated on you!
-Because she's a woman who is your mom. -Okay.
no matter where you point them,
and for my son, a glass of cotton candy brandy.
Devin thought that the four of us should go on a double-date.
Excuse me, young lady. You wanna tell me what's going on?
My girl's parents are going through a divorce,
Because she's my wife, Jesse.
but the doctor removed them when I was four.
All right, man. You do you, baby.
[device beeps]
You're so random.
Like, like-likes me?
but if it gets me a Gary, let's give it a shot.
mandated by President Trump
What the fuck, Coach Steve? You want to have sex with my mom?
Ah! Feels like the drink is mad at me.
-[door opens] -Wow!
♪ Oh, sex on a lady ♪
So did killing and eating that squirrel, but--
-Oh, I know. -Excuse me?
but don't you think Lola and I are perhaps,
-Maybe get a couple candid pictures. -I love candids.
-I'm sorry, you have to see this. -No, I'm sorry.
I just love watching you work, Steve.
Why? What's going on, my dude?
I said that I liked her and she never responded.
-I'm the friend. -Okay...
You suck, Andrew, whatever your last name is!
-and then hangs out with you. -Hangs out and then what?
[both chuckling]
[chuckles] Oh, man. His parents are here.
[both moaning]
-[bell rings] -Andrew, funny question.
-So you go out with Devin? -Yes!
-I don't know. -'Cause he got bad credit?
♪ Just remember what I told you When you're feeling afraid ♪
National Pants-ing Week? Butt-fuck?
That's a great question, Mom. I'm 13.
[Steve grunts]
Look at us, having a home cooked meal prepared by a beautiful lady
Okay. Yeah, that'll be fun. I'll tell Andrew.
♪ -Play hide the sausage... -And maybe some bacon too ♪
with my best friend, who's a child,
-Yes! Best day ever! -[door closes]
I gotta get outta here, man.
-Maybe she was murdered. -Andrew--
I guess Ted Nugent shot a bunch of dogs. It was a whole thing.
Taken care of? What?
Really? Can you do better?
Looks like this week I'm the one going through changes.