Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry I'm late. I'm getting too old for this shit.
You better not, you raggedy ass goblin.
Why don't you run to the store
-we just wanna watch you talk to a girl. -Yeah.
[softly] I think your mom's on too much Klonopin to drive.
♪ But there's a couple things I don't understand ♪
It is fucked up. Dale's a dick.
You remind me of Julia Roberts from my favorite Julia Roberts movie,
So I can be close to you and your mom.
-Nicholas, you are not alone. -Oh, no.
♪ We're gonna fill each other with goo ♪
Thank you I’m sorry
This is very nice.
-don't leave me alone with her. -Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
You're literally so random.
You're stealing from your mom? Jesse, are you okay?
Do the song!
I'm a kid! [grunts]
-Nick! -Okay.
and I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks.
♪ Yeah, we're gonna touch parts Where we pee ♪
-Okay. -'Cause they're in the bathroom.
Holy Dave Grohl-y!
Are you sure I can't get you a glass of wine?
-Yes, that's also very bad. -Yes.
Your jeans are a Siren's call to any would-be pants-er.
[laughing] Oh, my God.
[panting]
If you need me, call me.
I thought I'd come by and be a Gary some more.
[boy] His penis isn't very big either.
in terms of your daughter.
Nick, I'm going to choose my words carefully,
Who is this gossipy ass pharmacist?
Don't call me, but if you need me, call me.
It has dumb letters in it, so it must suck, right?
-You are not coming on my date. -Nickie,
Andrew! This is a date!
You're a sociopath.
What are you talking about? You lost me.
while she was sucking down a Chobani and I wanna go shopping.
♪ He once got laid ♪
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
Did you fast-forward through the credits?
And shoplifting? Seriously, Jesse,