Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your jeans are a Siren's call to any would-be pants-er.
Are you sure I can't get you a glass of wine?
You're stealing from your mom? Jesse, are you okay?
Andrew! This is a date!
-You are not coming on my date. -Nickie,
Did you fast-forward through the credits?
Who is this gossipy ass pharmacist?
So I can be close to you and your mom.
I thought I'd come by and be a Gary some more.
-Nick! -Okay.
And shoplifting? Seriously, Jesse,
in terms of your daughter.
Sorry I'm late. I'm getting too old for this shit.
Nick, I'm going to choose my words carefully,
♪ He once got laid ♪
You're literally so random.
You better not, you raggedy ass goblin.
-we just wanna watch you talk to a girl. -Yeah.
[boy] His penis isn't very big either.
You're a sociopath.
-Nicholas, you are not alone. -Oh, no.
Thank you I’m sorry
It is fucked up. Dale's a dick.
If you need me, call me.
[softly] I think your mom's on too much Klonopin to drive.
-Yes, that's also very bad. -Yes.
[panting]
-Okay. -'Cause they're in the bathroom.
Do the song!
[laughing] Oh, my God.
It has dumb letters in it, so it must suck, right?
Why don't you run to the store
♪ But there's a couple things I don't understand ♪
Don't call me, but if you need me, call me.
What are you talking about? You lost me.
Holy Dave Grohl-y!
-don't leave me alone with her. -Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
while she was sucking down a Chobani and I wanna go shopping.
You remind me of Julia Roberts from my favorite Julia Roberts movie,
♪ We're gonna fill each other with goo ♪
♪ Yeah, we're gonna touch parts Where we pee ♪
and I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks.
I'm a kid! [grunts]
This is very nice.
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪