HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Who is this gossipy ass pharmacist?
while she was sucking down a Chobani and I wanna go shopping.
Holy Dave Grohl-y!
-Yes, that's also very bad. -Yes.
And shoplifting? Seriously, Jesse,
in terms of your daughter.
-You are not coming on my date. -Nickie,
♪ He once got laid ♪
You remind me of Julia Roberts from my favorite Julia Roberts movie,
I'm a kid! [grunts]
Are you sure I can't get you a glass of wine?
You're literally so random.
What are you talking about? You lost me.
♪ We're gonna fill each other with goo ♪
[softly] I think your mom's on too much Klonopin to drive.
[boy] His penis isn't very big either.
-we just wanna watch you talk to a girl. -Yeah.
So I can be close to you and your mom.
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
It is fucked up. Dale's a dick.
Your jeans are a Siren's call to any would-be pants-er.
You better not, you raggedy ass goblin.
You're stealing from your mom? Jesse, are you okay?
♪ But there's a couple things I don't understand ♪
You're a sociopath.
and I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks.
-don't leave me alone with her. -Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
Nick, I'm going to choose my words carefully,
Andrew! This is a date!
-Nicholas, you are not alone. -Oh, no.
-Nick! -Okay.
Sorry I'm late. I'm getting too old for this shit.
♪ Yeah, we're gonna touch parts Where we pee ♪
This is very nice.
It has dumb letters in it, so it must suck, right?
[laughing] Oh, my God.
Thank you I’m sorry
Do the song!
I thought I'd come by and be a Gary some more.
Why don't you run to the store
Did you fast-forward through the credits?
[panting]
-Okay. -'Cause they're in the bathroom.
If you need me, call me.
Don't call me, but if you need me, call me.