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Oh, a new drummer.
Come on.
As many as you want!
-Great speech, Ralph! -Truly righteous, brother.
Now can we talk?
Bon appetit.
The lot is completely planted.
Come on, buddy, that's it. Let's get him over the curb.
He's my dad.
Your mama's cooking sucks! I wouldn't even touch it.
They're going to shut down the whole urinal cake division!
Yeah.
Dames secretly like it when you give them shit.
My friends helped.
Hands up, pinhead!
I'll set you up on the couch.
We just want to say two things. First:
-And you can talk? -Sure.
We 'll take a taste of the medical waste That washes up on shore
She's sick of her job.
-You won't even notice us. -We'll be good.
Joe's apartment
Thanks.
This apartment? Not a lot. About 20,000, 30,000, 40,000.
Serious O.T.
-Mind if we hang out with you? -Yes!
Hold my feeler, Lord Lord, pull me through
Having a party, what does it look like?
Ruined!
Funny thing about shit, Joe.
Do you want to come to my place?
Welcome to Joey's toilet
I love the smell of this old couch.
Now, if you'll excuse me...
Wait. Don't be rash.
-You know how to play drums? -No.
Perfect! You want a job?
Of course not. I'm an artist.
The community is behind it, the flowers are starting to bloom.
Lily, now that we're alone, I should tell you...
Weekend cleaning be like
I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is.
Thank you for tuning into Alternative Life.
And she's sick of having her stupid daydreams dashed to pieces.
-Where are you going? -None of your business.
Sure, watch this.
Mostly family, you know.
Oh, Joe's little dolly got hurt.
Thank you! Good-looking crowd.
is the unspeakably rotten things some people do to other people...
Wonderful. I'm Lily.
A prison? In the middle of the East Village?
Joe knows I'm kidding!
Now I just have to show it to my father...
What's this?
Right over there.
I'm sort of a rock-and-roll banker.
Nobody touched you for two days?
"Slobs of a feather swarm together."
Joe!
Well, I guess this means war.
-Forget about it. -Don't worry.
You will play an essential role in our quest for the perfect urinal cake:
Whatever happened to the Lower East Side?
We're gonna get drunk.
Speaking of relations, I knew your old lady...