Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here, catch this.

No way. No, I'm not kidding.

But every single person who was Parks Director hated their job

I look miserable.

Michael Tansley, Ron Swanson,

would be to double the size of the Parks Department.

So goodbye, distilled wisdom of 50 years of experience.

It's a chicken salad sandwich.

If you're menstruating, you'll attract bears.

I don't know if I have time for this, guys,

People are idiots, Brent.

"You are the chosen one."

Leslie, my first wife, Tammy, tried throwing me a surprise birthday party.

And thank God an opportunity presented itself.

with this ad for Yearning by Dennis Feinstein.

Mainly because we don't get Vogue here.

We're trying to sell Pawnee on our summer classes.

It's the biggest catalog of the year.

and said she left her phone at home

Yeah. Exactly. Get me that.

Oh, Ron, I really made love to the pooch on this one.

I cannot tell you that.

But also, it's ridiculous that marijuana is illegal.

People are idiots, Leslie.

Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.

Maybe I'll leapfrog Ron's job and become City Manager.

pot-loving mother pain in the rectum.

I have a lot of stuff to do.

"Mainly Because We Don't Get Vogue Here."

Whoo! Swiss Family Ron-binson! That hat is dope.

Are we gonna hate each other someday?

That's a personal photo. That's... Shouldn't be... This must've...

I call this one "The Future."

People are idiots, Kym

all the living former Parks Directors at a picnic,

Thank you so much. That's so nice.