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but I am a totally different person.
# That's why we invited you party pooper #
Huh. Good point.
[# Fannypack: Nu Nu
# Every party needs a Poot
Define long.
While danger and risk is the reality of what we do, it's calculated.
Team USA was just one rotation away
And there are like 2,000 Navy SEALs,
And floor it. Mm-hm?
- We're cool. Thanks. - Yeah.
You're poppin' the clutch. Losin' traction.
And I should be happy. I mean, I wanna win.
I am nationally ranked. I am not an alternate.
Unbelievable.
you are seriously senile.
Elite gymnastics is like the Navy SEALs, only harder.
Ah.
Dude.
When is that a bad thing? Ever?
It felt so great. I just wanted to go in and hit four for four
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry, I understand.
- OK. - May I?
He cares about cash and cashing in.
Don't you see? She wants you to do
Someone to say,
- Here. You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Whoa. - Don't force it, Lacey. Easy.
Relax that.
Haley...
the size of quarters off your hands, bars is for you.
- Come on! - Yeah!
- Shut up. - Hey.
some of that Tuf-Skin stuff on tough skin?
What?
Hey, easy. I choreographed that routine.
I know exactly what that feels like.
He's so, like, old, though.
Olympic track by age 13. That's the gold.
but should we be fighting each other...
And what do you think I should do? Huh?
What'd I miss? Just kidding.
- What? - What do you mean, dude?
Is my mind saying relax?
- Join us. - What is she doing here?
You know, helping me. My freedom.
That she can even say the word college
Mat burn.
Yes!
- What's up? - Hiya.
And I'm being completely serious.
We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.
you could understand that. I mean, probably, anyway.
What're you doing? Hmm?
You used to be a good dad.
We also have that style with spaghetti straps.
Haley's gonna decide to do?
State of Delusion?
That's right.
And we want it so bad we will fight each other for it.
- That's 20 hours a week. - Well, she's a star.
Look, I want you to be back here tomorrow
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speak my mind. What are we about?
Ohh!
- Come on, Nastia! - She's goin' for it.
You used to be such a good kid.
People told me I was nuts to bring Joanne here.
I've got two other kids. That is a big commitment.
but she is not known for her consistency.
Let's go, Haley! Come on!
There is something really weird going on here today, Elfi.
Vick! When can we scrap the old long-sleeve leotards?
Déjà-jealous, Haley? Bring back memories?
How 'bout the fact that you were one
Dorrie, did you see the last one?
Come on, Haley.
Flat hips.
Don’t make me trust card you, tonia
- Maybe I should tell 'em to stick it. - Yeah, like you know how to stick it.
What've you been doing?
Very good. Yes.
You know, Haley,
than having no control over your life.
Everything you said was insurance to get those fat checks from my father.
Huge deduction.
Natural ability that half the world's gymnasts
...yes!
I know. Who do they think they are?
It was everybody.
You won't crash.
- And I'm so sorry about them. - Why? It's hilarious.
What?
I'm doing what I practiced. I won't make you look bad.
Hm, Vickerman. Must be some crutches around somewhere.
That was rude.
Joanne, you already qualified for Championships.
I'm glad it did. It's important that we controlled the results for once.
with some stupid, watered-down, cookie-cutter routine,
You're pushing it, Haley.
When I get nervous, I have this ritual. OK?
Thank you, Lorelei, that was delicious.
And that just blows.
It's how well you follow their rules.
is an indictment against the institution.
The selection's based on who's ready. If you were, you'd be on the list.
Prom is, like, any minute.