Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK. Anything to get out of this 'tard.

They are... Lacey...

You'll win floor at event finals for sure.

Shall we show Haley what discipline is all about?

Don't make me say it.

Oh, it's just... I haven't had four girls qualify

Actually, I haven't had four girls qualify...

I mean, who doesn't wanna parade around in a leotard

You know, broken up, got back together.

I'm gonna take some shots of the blood.

It's a commentary on judging and how it's gotta change.

- No. No. No. - I'm going to prom.

Oh! I'm so shakin' things up.

Pointy words are mouth terds

It's a bloody outrage.

A Rulfova. A Tchusovitina.

to make that World Championship team one more time,

I'll train you for the Classic. Help you win the purse.

Put me down, Shrek

- Ye... - Hey, stupid.

Or we can call the judge, and you can go to jail.

Clean, safe routines, guaranteed to stick.

Stand up straight. Eyes and teeth, sugar.

for a more serious courtship.

We did not... Stop dancing.

I have nowhere else to go.

already memorized her preschool beam routine.

I mean, you can glom on for the ride, but everyone knows who built her.

- Later. - See ya.

Does it involve you and self-imposed silence?

The problem is, perfection doesn't exist.

Fine, then I'm flooring it.

The IG Classic is comin' up in a month.

Step away from the bowl.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hitting on us?

...Haley Graham... has very graciously

Hike'll give you a chance to think things over.

There are things you wish for before big moments.

And what would you know about winning?

- What are you guys doing here? - What's up? Cracker.

Think of the difference as a jack-of-all-trades

Couldn't resist.

Guys, guys, guys, gots to go! Leave it!

- What? - Yeah, boy!

So it is old school versus new school.

- Yeah? You gonna hurt yourself? - Probably.

- Come on, Wei Wei, let's go! - You got it. Come on, let it rip.

Every girl here wants the same thing:

- That's not too bad. - Not... not good.

Nothin' fair about judges who don't have instant replay,

- OK. Good luck in the future. - Thank you.

- Let's do it, Cracker! - Go, GC!

- Cracker! - Cracker, wait up!

Doesn't matter how hard we run or how high we flip.

That means that she is going to be the uneven bar

I accidentally burned all my leotards last year.

- Thank you. - Are you serious?

They don't earn them, which is exactly my point.

Put some fire under their gluteus and make competition.

Mommies and me, dude. Mommies and me.

Hey, none taken.

You know, Haley makes a good point.

Hey, what's up?

It doesn't matter how well you do.

With those scores, Tricia will get the gold,

Oh, right. Thank you.

There's only one thing worse

I'm not gonna call anyone.

Well, you know, I think you should get back on the tramp.

Oh. Have a seat, Haley.

that she'd be going to the Olympics.

Super. I'm goin' for a Butt-ahara.

Before floor...

You give me the speech.

I wouldn't, ya know... Oh, yikes. Those two.

- Hmm? - Yeah, I can handle it.

Hi, honey. I miss you, sweetheart.

We need new ones for championships.

I'm talking, hit your vertical or die, ladies.

I know how to get back.

But, you know, people change.

- Come on, Wei Wei! - Come on, Wei Wei! Whoo!

- This is a really bad idea. - Come on, Vick.

All right, you can do this!

I wish there was someone who got what was happening,