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I guess because most kids'd rather have a life than spend six hours a day
Two aerial skills, very nicely done.
You know you wanna go.
Tell the foxy moron I got my GED when I was 15.
Far.
OK, trust me, Poot, this is hard time, OK? He's crazy.
Elfi, I have never seen this before.
Oh, come on, Burt, I built that kid.
That was incredible.
You don't have to like me or like it here.
that's coming up here.
Too late.
It was revoked. Get in.
Go, Mina!
If she's gonna do the whole thing, if she's gonna do nothin'.
Dude, she's hot.
Come Baby Come]
After you, milady.
- No. - Do you wanna keep it that way,
Your secrets safe with me
My baby's going to The Olympics
of the greatest natural talents the sport's ever seen? Hmm?
Elfi, when ya get right down to it, in gymnastics,
- I don't wanna hear... - I got insurance.
there are a lot of great people
- Don't worry. I'll totally shave. - OK.
Tricia Skilken, a longtime judges' favorite.
Look, everyone...
You think I'm a bitch?
Your secret is safe with me.
OK, Wei Wei, control it now.
- Good, job, girls. - I'm so hot. It's so hot outside.
To justify this crazy thing we do
for who I was and not who I am,
Clearly you listened to him long enough to...
We did not move here from Wichita so you could go to prom.
what is gonna happen. I'm not so sure either, Elfi.
What? You don't think she's hot? I think she's hot.
I think I'm gonna go to prom first.
It was about us. And for us.
I'm not competing or training again. Ever.
You do your job, let me do mine.
The judges are trying to figure out
I can hear you... and I'll kill you.
I don't know what to do with you.
Guess we're even.
WHAT'D i MISS?
I will have a cardiovasectomy.
Hey.
Fine, I give up. You know, we gave it a shot.
'Cause your head's already up there! Ah!
Anybody home?
The laws of gravity, for instance.
Oh, this I gotta hear.
Can you imagine making it all the way to Worlds and walking out?
You got another event. Let's finish big.
You know everything. What could I possibly show you?
Later this year, at 23, Tricia will try
- Fascinating. - What?
You suck.
I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life-mate, Frank.
For someone who hates being judged,
As we got our totally fake first-place medals,
- Can't I be upset? - Can I go compete now?
There is something really weird going on here today, Elfi.
Four-time national team member, five-time national Haley-hater.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Take a minute. Go clean up.
Whatever ya do... don't picture them naked.
Uh-huh.
Threw a layout. Threw a full. And, uh...
And the reason that we have rules...
- Oh, no! - Oh, my God.
Relax your face. Relax your face.
Yeah!
you'd be sittin' at Texas Military Academy now.
It's the same old Championships,
Uh... juvy. Outside of Houston.
If you like peeling pieces of skin
Why do I have to tackle the guard? You're bigger.
When you concentrate too hard on staying awake at your business meeting
- Stop flooring it. - Way to build trust.
Beautiful! Beautiful.
She should do her routine then warm up.
- Oh! - What? I can't hold it.
It's just...
Let it rip.
I want to control my tricks.
- So, what happened? - Yeah, where you goin'?
This is where the sport loses fans.
- All right, Haley! - Woo! Yeah...
Question, they say those who can't do, coach.
You're here to place top three, win money and get out.
No. He'll be fine. Come on.
OK, now my turn.
Bing! Hm?