Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She is walking down the runway?
- Shh! - What?
Why would my head stick to my butt?
I've made out with law enforcement.
And please, please, for me,
I would never do that to you guys.
Yet. I mean, you're new.
Shake it off, Haley. Come on.
What? What about me?
They deducted her because I'm her coach.
We'd never met, and I'd been hoping to keep it that way.
And they were right.
Dude, she has an apple butt.
but we've seen four athletes scratch, so who knows what
at 10am, ready to train.
west of the Mississippi.
God. I wish my parents were different.
and Mina Hoyt today,
It mocks you over and over again.
You don't know the first thing about Worlds.
This is what I sing To jess all the time ..
You know,
- Thank you. - I'm so pissed at that kid.
...got back up on the tramp and,
We moved here so you could go to the Olympics.
- I'm so... - Don't.
Whoa!
Come on, Joanne. Let's get out there.
Talent out of the ass.
Sorry to dis your life's work and all. No offense.
And maybe they're going to the Olympics.
Are you kidding me? She's a bitch.
- The tights? - What are they? In Special Ed?
Your father is willing to subsidize two options...
Good job, Burt.
You know what? I'm not tellin' you this story.
What's with all the closed captioning?
It's an automatic deduction...
- Speak up. - OK, great.
All these schools want me?
Long enough for him to...
And, um, winning was just icing on the cake.
Haley! Haley! Over here.
I heard you were strict about diet,
It's not even a story. It's a nonevent.
Given your history, how did it feel competing with her?
That would be, uh... too long.
So We Wouldn't Get Sued]
There's nothin' fair about a girl landing a double pike
How do leotards not ride up their butts?
Or should I be concerned about the water?
- Right there. - So you're just dumping me?
till you're ready to face the music.
If you think I'm getting on the competition floor
You owe Chris some respect.
Respect? Is this how you respect people?
It's a nice thing. It's beautiful.
Your secret is safe with me
I heard she was tanking her double pikes in warm-ups.
I need you to lend Haley your team leo for the Classic.
and into an automatic disqualification.
Come on, just three more skin the cats, ladies.
- Hey. - Hey, Wei Wei.
Pointy words are mouth terds
A coach who's a has-been
Get Get
'cause we're goin' out! Ow!
- I'm quite aware. - This about her routine?
We can both wear dresses.
- I understand. Believe me. - Could you move, please?
Doris, she's flipping through the air.
She's spinning, Doris. Of course her bra popped out.
You will miss me.
Tricia's gonna compete. So selfish.
of retirement to try to make it for the second time.
Your secret is safe with me
Yeah. It makes conventionality good and innovation bad.
You know what? I, uh...
Oops.
You throw 'em over a shoulder and violate their personal space?
I loved it!
I think we oughta get real about her chances
She's been practicing that stuff in the old gym for weeks now.
...nobody cares.
You wanna win the purse, we get it.
Well, doesn't she have to homeschool?
Yeah. Actually, I do.
Nobody cares. Nobody cares what you do, UMASS
- I need to talk to you. - OK.
OK. Cool.
You get to fall on your face,
- She's six. - Oh...