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Second paragraph.
- We're gonna be here all night. - Lift your knees... Joanne.
to get us from point A to point B.
That, uh...
- Bye-ya. - Later.
Arms. Arms. Spot. That's it.
That was spastic.
That rule...
They're scarin' the minivans outta the moms next door.
We'd have her nationally ranked by the time she's ten.
Come on, Mina. Let's go.
I got some really bad news to tell ya.
And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?
innocent collegiate gymnastics coaches everywhere,
and losing a tenth 'cause her toes weren't pointed.
of making the Olympic team.
I'm so Sure, I'm practically deodorant
Tumble track, ladies. Come on, warm up.
Can you believe Chris Defrank is here with Gloria? Pipsqueak.
Or will she simply flame out?
Hey, you decide.
but there are only like 200 elite gymnasts.
Too much rock for one hand, baby!
Hey.
You're gonna shut up and drive.
You owed it to me to be a decent human being.
where the top six qualify for a berth on the World Team.
Flat hips on those levers.
Come on. Let's see it!
- I'm so glad we picked her. - Whoo!
Well, at least I didn't make it all the way to Worlds and...
is not as much fun as it sounds.
Hi.
Oh! Dude, keep it over there!
That's all, Haley. You're free to go.
- Hey. - Be with you in a minute.
for her to get a clean slate, competing with me or anyone else.
If you get on this tramp, you will have a cardiovasectomy.
Stretch and join vault rotation. Let's see where you're at.
How 'bout a double back?
it's safe to say the athletes are sending the judges a message.
I know.
I had no idea.
We trained together at Defrank's for how long?
Make no mistake, buddy.
Joanne. You're more than welcome to stay.
This is totally violating the penile code.
- I gotta go warm up beam. - Haley.
- Girls. - I'm practically a Dalmatian.
It's your call.
- You want me to go back to Defrank's? - Well, you don't listen to me.
Relax your face. Relax your face.
Don't do it.
The longtime favorite, Tricia Skilken,
- Did you catch that? - What?
- Yeah. - Uh, lives.
I just wanna go to one prom.
Oh.
Two in a row. Nicely done. Illusions, they're called.
No. No, no. Sorry, bro.
Well, that's disgusting.
- Let's go. Come on. - Whoa, gramps.
- Why not? - Ew!
Shall we share our philosophy with Haley, ladies?
I thought you wanted her to win.
I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant.
- Get goin'! - What are you talking about?
Sounds like you're built for it.
You are not going to the prom. End of discussion.
Yeah, kinda, I do.
Yes!
if I didn't have four girls competing,
Know how I feel. Consider it done.
Listen, are you being serious with me?
That rule is ancient.
- Maybe. - Yes. Maybe they will.
This is unprecedented.
doesn't coach champions.
I've selected the four athletes
I really don't wanna red card you, OK?
before her retirement.
Great. So then here's the deal:
I'm competing this pass at the Classic.
- I got insurance. - Oh, really? Well, no, thank you.
Get lost!
What's wrong?
She's trying to get you guys to mess up