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-Aw, thanks, fellas. Real nice of you to say. -Yeah, of course.
Hey, don't listen to him!
Yeah... we got a lot in common, me and him.
Where you goin', man?
Oluwande: You've got nice hair.
Well, then there was the time he saved my life.
-You do a little dance. -(grunting)
You've got a surprisingly similar gait.
-and-- -'Member how he stabbed us?
Ah, come on, Steve! Don't go!
Evenin' Karl.
I've some hard news, Livy.
I used to do this every morning!
Guess I miss Jim more than I even thought I did.
Get out of your head, bro. Just do it. Easy-peasy.
But his mustache is weird.
-It's been a day. -(chuckles)
I'm really not.
Come on.
-Ed. -(continues urinating)
Hey! Is Blackbeard aboard?
-Are you serious? Aw, thanks! -Black Pete: You hear that?
Sorry, quick pardon.
Uh, matter of fact, on, uh, on Blind Man's Cove.
-Izzy sold me out. -No, he sold Stede out.
Calico Jack: Nice dinghy.
-(thumps) -Ow!
Ah! Ow!
And, on a related note...
Old mate? Well, if he's a friend of yours, hello.
Fuck.
God's not a fan.
(grunting)
-Fuck. -Oh, there they are.
Anything goes at sea.
Fungina fungina zloovrik.
and I'm no sayin' he isn't, eh?
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be alive today.
-Fuckin' dick! (laughs) -(groans)
(menacing music playing)