Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh, if I can sleep in here tonight? -With us?
You don't wanna be ownin' a dive,
Have you?
Huh. I thought he was dead.
You know, the two of you actually have
more in common than you think.
I bet there's some insane foliage.
This is me.
Sentimental bastard wanted me to get you out of there
That grants me roommate status.
Stop lying, stop lying, kid.
Yes, it was.
I don't give a shit.
-Oh. -Blackbeard: Were you saving those?
I wasn't expecting a guest.
-(chuckling) -I was tame compared to him.
Do you mind puttin' the scope down for a sec?
What?
It was a mutual decision, which I initiated first.
Hey, that's perfect!
Frenchie: Yeah, we're in the midst of some renovations.
Captain Stede (sighs): They're already drinking.
-Go, go, go! -Ahh!
What?
No, no, no! No, no!
Should we pack it in?
Fuck, man. That was a good one.
That's a real pirate!
Not that.
-I can't hear you. -Okay, I'll just--
No one goes to sleep. King Coconut says...
(cheering)
Best thing that could've happened to you, if you ask me.
The old Blackbeard woulda seen me comin' a mile away.
I was there. He treated us like dogs. Worse than dogs!
(speaking in tongues)
Ugly profession, but then again...
Whip the cup!
and only me,
You're leaving? With him?
Captain Stede: What's going on?
and the winner...
Oluwande: Trust me, Cap'n.
-Hello. -Hello.
(music swells)
-Who's the big gal? (laughs) -Would you fuckin' stop?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I had a audience
-Yes. -Hornigold's favorite place for an ambush.
-No shit! -Yeah.
Smooth.
Fine.
♪ Running in the shadows ♪
-(cannon booms) -Ah! Don't shoot!
Calico Jack: What a day. What a day.
in case, like, we have people over.
-Come on! -Where you wanna go?
♪ ♪
Oh, gluttony.
I don't like to bring it up.
♪ Chain keep us together ♪