Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, there, fellas. - Oh, hey, Jimmy, hey, Timmy.

And how about this Michael Jackson guy, huh?

Yup, I'm not saying anything.

In the coming days,

What an inspirational story, Tom.

and everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool

Tom, apparently Gene Hackman,

Just remember to make sure the kids play safe in the pool area.

Come on, the only way these kids are gonna get out of their gang

You dawgs keep it real, too.

Don’t be dissin my niggaz dawg

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Why do these people who become crips later in life

Then it's true! Oh, Ryan, it's true!

Word on the street is it was a retaliation hit by the Bloods.

Hello, police? I just been robbed by two gang members.

Sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall

That's nice, guys. We're just gonna stay out of this one.

Sorry, able-body, you can't join.

And what about your stand-up comedy, Jim? Huh?

Yo, don't be dissin' my niggas dawg

and we're worried that you might be involved in a gang.

Can you believe this asswipe, Timmy?

I was playa-hating Christopher butthole Reeve,