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Hey, good news,
of the rest of your afterlife.
♪ We liked each other ♪
You're on floor 10,500.
What the hell am I accepting?
High school sweethearts. First man I ever kissed.
Hey.
- Sugar-free. - Fucking ad-bots.
for a minute. Will update
to the girl from last night?
is taking forever to finish a tuna sandwich
- Pretty seamless. - Great.
and if there's God, he's amazing,
Okay. Bye, friend.
Aeon, the first digital afterlife
- I'll take the bowling alley. - I can make
♪ ♪
Because your consciousness
I think your fat cartridge might be low.
to all races, religions, genders... absolutely anybody.
but other than that, man,
And could you imagine if they were waiting for me,
Your charges are going
Okay, what was the first thing I asked you to think of?
You know, it makes me feel closer to you, so...
One, two,
Memory file damaged.
Jamie, you're always welcome.
Uncle Nathan!
Your mom said I was the first girl
I don't know who you are, Henry,
♪ With a Dre track pumpin', everybody's jumpin' ♪
Hey, guys, Lou Crayz here. Whassup?
Yeah, okay.
Bye.
And we all use the same map. So, like,
um, healthy.
Can we go home now?
often have trouble adjusting.
Including me, for one... That are glad you're still here.
"I think, therefore I am."
but here you're at their mercy, I guess.
Ooh. They're matching you with some real hotties.
Uh-oh.
Yes, Ingrid Kannerman. Capital P,
the only digital afterlife environment
Oh, yes! Mom! Got him.
- it's supposed to go down. - Oh, so you're super