Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who knows a thing or two about women:

It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.

That's a big deal.

Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror

(knocks "Shave and a Haircut")

No, that's the season two finale.

Don't stop. Yes, keep going.

I meant that you're sweet and thoughtful

♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

Yeah, sounds like a drag.

But instead of vampires, we had meth heads.

I'm a little surprised to hear you feeling so positive.

She said she recently went on a date

And your diabetic aunt seems

Oh... my cute little tushy strikes again.

You called me feminine.

I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene.

but this time the pretty girl chases the monsters?

It is, isn't it? (chuckles)

That show ended with all the residents of New York

You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated.

and tear it in two and then again and again

See? I wish I had some of that fire in my life.

If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds,

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