Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everyone's gonna find out and I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

What? Man, get your hands off me, you hair-having mother[bleep]er!

Vi-Oh-Lot. Where are you? Where is Vi-Oh-Lot right now? No Vi-Oh-Lot huh? Well you'll better be sick, swelled up, or most peculiar, Vi-Oh-Lot!

Vee-Roo-ca. Is there a Vee-Roo-ca? If one of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel... my... wrath. Now, Vee-Roo-ca.

- You're gonna lose that V. for good. - (slams) My penis is white.

-Who? -OH-SHAG-HANESSY!

The penile system?

I'm a substitute teacher! Not a gum-chewer. Not a karate master. Not flexible! I'm for real. So you're gonna check yourself.

- Right. - Dee-Nice?

Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?

Never to kill another human being.

How am I gonna hit it with Amy with my little white penis.

Y'all wanna play. Okay, then.

I got my eyes on you JayQuellin!

So, we are fans of action... What's your favorite action...

- Regular or fun size? - Which one do you get at Halloween?

Try, General, see what happens.

Wasn't supposed to be.

so don't even think about messing with me.

Okay, watch this, everybody.

I'm for real. I'm for real.

Joey, get off the desk. Joey.

♪ You can take your role models, roll 'em up my meat ♪

- are we... what are we... are we all... - Linked up!

- This is Key and Peele. - Thank you.