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Now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office,
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HANESSY’S OFFICE
But you don't know if it's true, it can't be true. How is it possible?
- how bad could it be? - It's bad.
- Fun size. - That's the one.
(laughs) Happy?
I know you've retired, but...
Get off. Unbelievable. Don't do that. Don't do that.
♪ Yum, yum, yummy, Titty titties in my tummy, yum ♪
No, we hmm... we weren't thinking you'd do it.
We're all behind her
No A. A. Ron, huh?
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
So, why didn't you say it the first time I said, "A.A. Ron"?
And the way to do that is by getting into a gang.
When I'm calling a kid's name on the bus and no one answers:
(birds chirping)
Aah! Aah! Man, get down there. Unh! Unh!
That... what... what... you mean, like, the color?
I always tried to be polite to the substitute teacher.
now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy’s office
That's what I'm telling you...
Things have been real good with her, man. Tonight could be the night.
I accidentally got hit by some of my bald brothers.
- I'm Jordan Peele. - I'm Keegan-Michael Key.
You say it right Faggot
- Okay. I made a mistake coming here. - Wing me in the other shoulder.
to find you sitting in that chair.
You always knew how to push my buttons.
What's up, homie? (chuckles) Nice haircut.
-Who? -Oh-Shag-Henessy!
if you're in the slo-mo section of the film.
- A rapscallion. A scallywag. - Yeah. A jackanape.
So I hope... like, I hope that's, like, lifetime dues right there.
- (laughs) Right. - They seem way too polite.
Uh, do you mean "your namesake"?
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, hero!
- Thank you. - All right, that's enough.
I got my eyes on you Jay Quellin
I guess I could come out of retirement
- Tony Jaa. - Yes. Yes. Yes.
Evil Me Be Like
on your own bachelor party.