Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night, everybody. (cheers and applause)
I mean, those mother[bleep]ers beat the [bleep] out of me.
So, you're telling me that the bullet
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY POST OFFICE
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
You're Watching Key & Peele On Comedy Central
I guess I could come out of retirement
- Yeah! - We go to town!
You don't want to be disrespectful to women. I get that.
Nope.
Got it. (groans)
Guys... (glasses clinking) Best bachelor party ever!
Nuh-uh. I'm bi-racial.
Meanwhile, an unprecedented peace has been brokered
What? But you're black.
So you better check yourself.
you done messed up, a-e-ron!
A A -ON
(birds squawking)
Do you wanna go to war, Yoy?
- Y'all feel me? - Mm-hmm.
Because it’s pronounced Aaron.
Oh, muay Thai, that's what he uses.
Where are you?
- Yes! - Connect the dots? What?
Two.
right out my ass!
Mai Kay. Where are you at, Mai Kay? It's Mike Teavee you big jerk!
We got you, son. We got you, son.
I was the kid that was just doodling in the corner.
- No! - No!
How do you think you would fare if you went into the penal system?
-Do you want to go to war, Balakay? -No.
- Could be. - Dude, are you okay?
-'Cause we could go to war. -No!
Serious, she was, like, it was crazy.