Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, Adam.
- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.
I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.
Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,
- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)
Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.
I played the role of Puck.
You know I'm the champion.
- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.
That's what I would do.
new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.
Well, this is Ryan Gall.
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
And I just want to say thank you.
- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.
- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.
A thousand blessings on you.
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,
Yeah, how do we do that?
Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.
ANDERS: That is company equipment.
Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.
I said that I was gonna go.
Lead with that, you know?