Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, this is Ryan Gall.

- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.

Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?

Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,

A thousand blessings on you.

You know I'm the champion.

Yeah, how do we do that?

That's what I would do.

ANDERS: That is company equipment.

I played the role of Puck.

Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.

- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)

- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.

Lead with that, you know?

Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,

And I just want to say thank you.

Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.

Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.

And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.

Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.

new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?

- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.

I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.

- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.

I said that I was gonna go.

He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?

You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta