Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I'm 30 pounds overweight, and I suck at life and stuff,

And I mean this when I say that you could be in those,

No, I'll save you!

Now, call Waymond off, and let's just forget this happened.

Okay, Ryan knows everything that's going on.

Oh, wait, this just came in from upstairs. That's not $68.99.

Yes, and treating women like human beings

- BLAKE: Yeah. - Looking good, looking good.

- Yes! - Oh, my God. We did it.

Isn't that right, Ry?

is Super Bowl commercial quality acting from you, Ryan.

Hey, for you, man, any time.

I was actually thinking about taking my new friend, Dick,

- Three, I'm fat and stupid combined. - Listen, you don't sound fat to me.

- Really? - Yeah, they got him.

Probably didn't even spell my name right. I don't blame her.

- Isn't that right? - Yeah, that's...

And your jaw might pop out of place, and then you can't eat dinner.

It's kind of like Whose Line, a lot of, "Yes, and..."

- (LAUGHS) - Ah, that would be way funnier.

Yeah, sober 15 years.

I demand to know this very instance.

Sadam CryMamp right now.

- BLAKE: No? - No.

Well, well, well. We're in the midst of a real actor.

I mean, I don't mind if someone's playing...

Only because I owe Karl crap loads of money, so...