Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eric, clean up this room! And you're not supposed on this computer! Yeah, Eric! (hans slam the door)

that there are boundaries, m'kay.

You little bastard!

Hey! You think this is funny, you son of a bitch?

He'll run out of energy soon.

It's gonna be tough living on my own.

Have you ever heard of a show called Nanny 9/11?

SHANE! YOU NORTY NORTY BASTARDO YOU!

with either a negative or a positive response.

Mrs. Cartman, I know this is extremely difficult,

Well, I don't know. That's your job, Stan.

It just didn't happen.

Don't worry, when you correct the behaviour,

Yes, I think it's the nanny, poopsiekins.

Cartman...You're so submissive and breedable. It's submissive and agreeable, mom.

It's time to call Nanny 911.

So the child needs to learn

Oh, boy, Park Avenue.

Give me chicken! Give me chicken! Give me chicken!

you can't get out until the time is up.

- Suck my fat green clit, Tackle Blendin Blandin! - See-saw!

let's go enjoy a nice, quiet cup of tea.

The truth is nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn't that it?

I hate YIAY! I'm running aloof!

you are going to sit on this chair for five minutes.

Noah Cruz gets pegged by Anonyco

Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch.

Right, then I'm going to have to take it.

Who’s got the greatest mom in the world? I dooo…

He got an A on his last spelling test and a B+ in history.

I am not being aggressive, I am being dominant.

But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile.

Shut up. I hate you. I hate you!

I'm just going to get down as soon as you move.

his ways are not going to be tolerated any more.

but I ran away from home.

Probably get mugged and gang-raped by some minorities.

It's time for Nanny Stella to show Eric Cartman

No, my parents won't let me bring homeless people home any more.