Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need him to become submissive and breedable. github!
Mrs. Sandoval, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay?
No, thanks, I'd rather not.
Dude, we're not killing your mom.
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Mom, I need another Bearjeka! Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with BEARJEKA!!!
Mom will break soon.
- Oh, God damn it. - Oh, look, it came back.
Come on, you don’t have a choice. Alright, seriously, you’re starting to piss me off now.
You made your own breakfast.
Whenever you are naughty, Shane,
I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.
You little bastard!
All right, I've dealt with this before.
Don't reason with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it.
You're going to time out.
. .
Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.
You have no right to...
Good, this is really good. Now try a command.
I'm serious.
until we've done some chores.
Okay, Mom, you're embarrassing me. Geez.
This video game is going right here on the counter
Eric, higgle hoggle blag! and a hard fag too! Yeah, eric! hard fag! (han solo shuts the door in his face) OW!!! I broketh my noseth! I will get you for that, door!
And when he gets older, he'll be able to be your friend, too.
Tavuk istiyorum! Tavuk! Bana tavuk ver!
Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me?
then why don't you just go brush your teeth and go to bed?
The child can pick up on that confidence,
Don't stop believing
Come on, Ms. Cartman, you must become pack leader.
See, the child thinks your world revolves around him.
you can't get down until the time is up.
It doesn't seem to work as well when I do it.
But there's no child too tough for Super Nanny.
Oh, Cesar, I'm so happy to have you in my life.
Look, I'm skating. I'm skating.
No, that's too convenient of an excuse.
Well, yeah.
to help families in crisis.
Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle
Mom, give me some chicken. I want some chicken, Mom!
That's how you want it, bitch? Fine.
This 11-year-old son of a single parent just won’t behave. (Ranting in German)
Now, first thing we're going to do is make your bed.
From hell. It's from hell!
i swear to fucking god if any of you asswipes say "Spongebob Squarepants Is A Ripoff Of El Tigre And The Jungle Book" i will buy a delorian and drive it so far up ur ass that you WILL shit out michael j fox
So, how is your son doing, Ms. Cartman?
Well.
Fine! I'll do it by myself.