Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kids completely out of control.

so I moved out.

The world doesn't revolve around me?

That's super interesting.

But I've been out living on the streets for almost four hours.

Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

to help families in crisis.

Yes, I think it's the nanny, Shaner.

And you must be Eric.

his ways are not going to be tolerated any more.

Must be hard on you.

How did I do that?

Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch.

but without her trying to run my life.

Well, I'm feeling confused.

He got an A on his last spelling test and a B+ in history.

Goodbye, Mother.

This video game is going right here on the counter

You xbox is for rizzles not to touchy touchy around CHUCKY YOU STOP ANNOYING ME

- Cesar. - How's the painting going?

You see, you were calm, assertive and in control.

Oh no! Eric Cartman is getting into some seriously sticky bondage business! Whatever will he do to stop that dominatrix once and for all? Of course! He needs bearglove! Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!

He spit in my mouth!

- Mom, I want a Hot Cheetos. - Oh, all right, dear.

- Do you take walks with your son? - Well, no, I don't.

You little bastard!

and eat KFC in front of me! Now hand it over!

Don't look at him. Just look straight ahead.

Cesar. I'm so happy you're back.

Is this about more than your video game?

You're so mature for your age, Eric. I love you. I love you so much Eric. Keep up the good work. You're such a good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy

And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,