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- Cesar. - How's the painting going?
You xbox is for rizzles not to touchy touchy around CHUCKY YOU STOP ANNOYING ME
That's super interesting.
And you must be Eric.
and eat KFC in front of me! Now hand it over!
The world doesn't revolve around me?
to help families in crisis.
- Mom, I want a Hot Cheetos. - Oh, all right, dear.
so I moved out.
Is this about more than your video game?
Don't look at him. Just look straight ahead.
This video game is going right here on the counter
See this?
Kids completely out of control.
He got an A on his last spelling test and a B+ in history.
Tonight...
- Do you take walks with your son? - Well, no, I don't.
Well, I'm feeling confused.
You're so mature for your age, Eric. I love you. I love you so much Eric. Keep up the good work. You're such a good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy
Tonight...
but without her trying to run my life.
But...
Goodbye, Mother.
Oh no! Eric Cartman is getting into some seriously sticky bondage business! Whatever will he do to stop that dominatrix once and for all? Of course! He needs bearglove! Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!
And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,
Yes, I think it's the nanny, Shaner.
He spit in my mouth!
You little bastard!
Cesar. I'm so happy you're back.
Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
his ways are not going to be tolerated any more.
But I've been out living on the streets for almost four hours.
How did I do that?
Must be hard on you.
You see, you were calm, assertive and in control.
I'm rich.
I did it.
Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch.