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Make me something to eat.
It's time to start... Operation: Nanny 9/11!
Kill your mom?
Let's feed it.
Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want.
There's just one problem.
All right, that's it.
And Nanny Stella is selected to set him straight.
They're every parent's worst nightmare.
Mom, I'm serious, this has gone on long enough.
It's the time-out stool,
Must be hard on you.
I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
I really need the support of my best friend right now.
Hold on to that feeling
Could I perhaps have the power of Two?
This is bull crap!
You can't do that to me!
Well, then, I'll just have to stand right here.
I've got to get back to Los Angeles.
And you must be Shane! Mom, I want a Hot Cheetos.
All right, that's fine.
Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?
You couldn't just love me as a son.
Sure you do. You're a great mom.
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
Quit it, Mom!
I just use two fingers, nip at the child's neck.
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
and be seen by everyone there,
I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise.
Shush! I moderately dislike you! I am not a fan of you!
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Hey, guys. I've got some pretty big news.
Eric, no. This is not acceptable.
- Mom, this guy doesn't... Quit it. - What is that you're doing?
I don't know what to do with you.
and enjoy your favourite hobby.
It's time to call Nanny 911.
Maybe you didn't hear me. I ran away.
But you're going to have to stay firm and confident.
We know everything about each other.
- Mom, I want a Twinkie. - Oh, all right, dear.
Maybe all these changes are good for me.
Get that guy out of here and give me a piece of chicken.
Right, then I'm going to have to take it.
I am not going to acknowledge
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile.
Shane, you have to stay in time-out! Um, no?
God damn it.
From hell. It's from hell!
Eric, you need to listen to me.
God damn it, I am not a dog!
Right, then I’m going to have to take it. What the hell do you think you’re doing?