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Mom, I'm serious, this has gone on long enough.
Eric, you need to listen to me.
This is bull crap!
It's the time-out stool,
From hell. It's from hell!
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
We know everything about each other.
I really need the support of my best friend right now.
Hold on to that feeling
You can't do that to me!
Well, then, I'll just have to stand right here.
Maybe you didn't hear me. I ran away.
All right, that's fine.
- Mom, I want a Twinkie. - Oh, all right, dear.
I don't know what to do with you.
and enjoy your favourite hobby.
Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?
And you must be Shane! Mom, I want a Hot Cheetos.
It's time to call Nanny 911.
I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
Make me something to eat.
They're every parent's worst nightmare.
God damn it, I am not a dog!
God damn it.
And Nanny Stella is selected to set him straight.
It's time to start... Operation: Nanny 9/11!
Right, then I'm going to have to take it.
Sure you do. You're a great mom.
Quit it, Mom!
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
I just use two fingers, nip at the child's neck.
Eric, no. This is not acceptable.
Could I perhaps have the power of Two?
Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want.
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
I've got to get back to Los Angeles.
All right, that's it.
But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile.
Shush! I moderately dislike you! I am not a fan of you!
Hey, guys. I've got some pretty big news.
- Mom, this guy doesn't... Quit it. - What is that you're doing?
I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise.
Kill your mom?
Maybe all these changes are good for me.
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
Get that guy out of here and give me a piece of chicken.
and be seen by everyone there,
You couldn't just love me as a son.
Right, then I’m going to have to take it. What the hell do you think you’re doing?
I am not going to acknowledge
Let's feed it.
Must be hard on you.
Shane, you have to stay in time-out! Um, no?
There's just one problem.
But you're going to have to stay firm and confident.