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OH OH OH OH OH OH KIMI HOW DARE YOU SEE SPONGBOB THE BUS CRASHES 33 THATS RATED R YOUR ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK
- Better than your mom - Better than your mom
You guys come into the house at 10:30 p.m. sharp,
Yeah, it’s best to avoid his level. Alright, I’ve dealt with this before. We just need to use psychology on him.
Right, but if you love children so much, how come you're not a mommy?
with a pillow and Kyle can shoot her in the face.
Guys, listen up.
And Nanny Elizabeth is selected to set him straight! It’s time for Nanny Elizabeth to show Shane Cruz his ways are not going to be tolerated anymore! (Knocking door)
Eric, I want you to go upstairs and brush your teeth.
Is this about more than your video game?
But, frankly, we believe his behavioural problems start at home.
No, that's okay. Besides I told Stan and Kyle
He's fat and he has all this pent-up energy...
Oh, my goodness. I can't believe it.
We just need to use psychology on him.
because that is what the pack leader does.
Shane, no. This is not acceptable.
Mom, this is degrading!
And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,
Should that really matter at a time like this?
Don't stop believing
You are, Jimmy. We've always been best friends.
Well, he called me yelling kid.
God damn it, this is...
Eric, how would you like to go with me to see Madam Butterfly Friday night?
He spit in my mouth!
God damn it, I am not a dog!
Yeah. My mom just doesn't care about me any more,
I am the Dog Whisperer.
drying up, becoming totally worthless.
Doesn't hurt the child, just let him know I am dominant.
Yup, just like you said he would.
And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
Yes, well, hopefully you've learned your lesson.
Whoa! How did I do that?
Come on! This video game is going right here on the counter, until we’ve done some chores. Now, first thing we’re going to do is make your bed… Shane, no, this is not acceptable! Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch!
Time out?
Because you took my Xbox.
If he's not gone in two minutes, I will call social services on you.
Oh, no, now he's lying.
That's great.
You know that's not the point.
Who does she think she is telling me to go brush my teeth?
- Let's go, man. - ...you.
This is very important.
When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand.
We have tried at this school to make Eric understand
Her names Kim Stocker.. she tried to outwit Pat Mineo and now she’s in a state of sever psychosis..
and I've decided I have to kill my mom.