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You're the best, Cesar.
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH KIMI HOW DARE YOU SEE STORY OF UNDERTALE OLD MAN CAR CRASH 32 THATS RATED X YOU ARE CEILINGED FOR A MONTH
Like you.
World doesn't revolve around me.
until we've done some chores.
There are going to be some rule changes around here, Eric.
I want Big Macs! Big Macs! Give me Big Macs!
Hold on, Mrs. Cartman.
Let him know we are having a conversation.
Wait.
learn he's suppose to follow you, not lead you.
Shane Cruz is the hottest male character in history, with the second hottest being Dipper Pines #Weneedshanerule34! - Anonyco
Well, good luck to you. Gotta go.
Yeah, I guess so.
I'm getting down to eye level with Eric so that I can talk to him on his level.
Come on, you don't have a choice.
Dude, don't kill your mom, that's not cool.
That's it! I'm not doing this.
Knowing that the years are ticking away. Your friends all getting married.
to the school flagpole.
Well, I can't kill her, I'm too obvious a suspect.
but there is help out there for people like you.
I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle
God damn it!
That's very naughty, Eric.
But it works equally well on the child.
Mom, I want this guy out of here, you got it?
Oh, well, how about I just do everything? How does that sound?
Oh no! Eric Cartman is getting into some seriously sticky bondage business! Whatever will he do to stop that dominatrix once and for all? Of course! He needs bearglove! Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!
Mom, I need another energy drink!
I love you very much, Shaner. You're Mommy's sunshine.
All right, now here's the plan.
Now, when you reach her room, Butters will keep a lookout
are you a butt wipe that says spongebob is a rip off of the tigre and the jinjo story? i hope not... you wouldn't like me when i hear someone say that...
Give me chicken! Give me chicken! Give me chicken!
Oh. Oh, my gosh.
No. She's my mom. I can do whatever I want with her.
That's it. I'm calling Child Protective Services.
There are going to be some rule changes around here, Shane.
Well, yeah. And you’re feeling like I have no right to come in and tell you how to live.
Shane, you need to listen to me. This is very important. I’m getting down to eye level with Shane. So that I can talk to him on his level. Shane, you need to understand why you are being punished, alright?
Have you ever heard of a show called Nanny 911?
I'm the pizza delivery dude! The dude with the food! Check it out!
- What do you do? - Eric, if you don't want to eat,
See? This is the behaviour we've been looking for.
Yes. Let the anger come. Strike me down while you can.
We've gathered a team of world-class nannies and tossed them against a wall over and over and ogre at maximum velocity! That's why it's called Operation: Nanny 9/11!
I'll just do everything while you guys sit here and play video games.
FROM HELL IT'S FROM HELL
No, thanks, I'd rather not.
Fine! I'll do it by myself.
Not interested in me?