Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could I perhaps have... two pubg players?
- Mom, I'm a twink. - Oh, all right. Anything for my beloved Eric. Eric, I love you. You're a good boy.
to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw
Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.
Memes.yarnco funnies! Chevy, Shane, Noah, Michael! Memes.yarnco funnies! Smith roll call! Paco is the dad, he's so overworked! But avoid that Serena at any cost! Shane is like a victim, he's so badly beat! And Chevy and Michael are always there to catch some heat!
Well, yeah.
Good, just keep your confidence, shoulders back, eyes straight ahead.
*Don’t stop believin’* *hold on to that fee-la-ee-ang…* Shane, can I just talk to you for a quick second? Why are you so angry?
Well, he's just out of control.
Oh, I just never had kids.
Her names Kim Stocker She tried to out-legal Pat Mineo and now spends her days sobbing and eating her own poo
Could your perhaps put 2 cases of beer in the fridge, Moritz
You’re sterile, is that it? No, that’s too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn’t that it? Always the mom’s-maid never the mom. Must be hard on you. Knowing that the years are ticking away. Your friends all getting married. And all the while your uterus slowly shriveling away… drying up. Becoming totally worthless.
Okay, I'm fine. I'm cool now.
Let him go. He'll be back.
Well, he called me chubby.
This is a great first step.
and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Maybe...
Alright, that’s it! You’re going to time-out! Time-out?
No, not really. You're just a client.
Look, I'm skating. I'm skating.
drying up, becoming totally worthless.
(In British accent) No thanks, I’d rather not!
Give me some goddamn chicken!
All right, seriously, you're starting to piss me off now.
No dog is too much for me to handle.
I hate you. I'm running away.
What kind of monster would...
Mom, don't you love me? Can't you see I'm unhappy right now?
We've been through every nanny reality show on television.
I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.
You can tell from his stance he's still aggressive dominant.
Maybe...
Look, Mexican, if you really think that you can... Knock it off!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Oh, Eric.
Whoa! How did I do that?
I really need your help this time.
Oh, my God. Bite-size Snickers?
Yeah, Mom, it's okay, it's grapefruit and lean ham.
Oh, but we really need some help.
I can outlast her.
Look what I did, Eric. I learned how to make sumi-e paintings.
She doesn't let me wear whatever I want any more.
I've come back, but there's going to be some changes around here.