Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can outlast her.

to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw

Memes.yarnco funnies! Chevy, Shane, Noah, Michael! Memes.yarnco funnies! Smith roll call! Paco is the dad, he's so overworked! But avoid that Serena at any cost! Shane is like a victim, he's so badly beat! And Chevy and Michael are always there to catch some heat!

(In British accent) No thanks, I’d rather not!

drying up, becoming totally worthless.

- Mom, I'm a twink. - Oh, all right. Anything for my beloved Eric. Eric, I love you. You're a good boy.

Look, Mexican, if you really think that you can... Knock it off!

Oh, my God. Bite-size Snickers?

Look what I did, Eric. I learned how to make sumi-e paintings.

Well, he called me chubby.

Oh, but we really need some help.

No dog is too much for me to handle.

All right, seriously, you're starting to piss me off now.

Okay, I'm fine. I'm cool now.

Well, he's just out of control.

Alright, that’s it! You’re going to time-out! Time-out?

I hate you. I'm running away.

You can tell from his stance he's still aggressive dominant.

I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

Her names Kim Stocker She tried to out-legal Pat Mineo and now spends her days sobbing and eating her own poo

I really need your help this time.

This is a great first step.

Whoa! How did I do that?

What kind of monster would...

Good, just keep your confidence, shoulders back, eyes straight ahead.

and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time

Mom, don't you love me? Can't you see I'm unhappy right now?

Give me some goddamn chicken!

Yeah, Mom, it's okay, it's grapefruit and lean ham.

Oh, I just never had kids.

She doesn't let me wear whatever I want any more.

We've been through every nanny reality show on television.

Could your perhaps put 2 cases of beer in the fridge, Moritz

I've come back, but there's going to be some changes around here.

Could I perhaps have... two pubg players?

I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.

No, not really. You're just a client.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.

Look, I'm skating. I'm skating.

Let him go. He'll be back.

*Don’t stop believin’* *hold on to that fee-la-ee-ang…* Shane, can I just talk to you for a quick second? Why are you so angry?

You’re sterile, is that it? No, that’s too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn’t that it? Always the mom’s-maid never the mom. Must be hard on you. Knowing that the years are ticking away. Your friends all getting married. And all the while your uterus slowly shriveling away… drying up. Becoming totally worthless.