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Whatever you're FUCKING NORTY NAUGHTY NORTEE, Sheen shane blake blaine!!! Twatty! nanny 9/11
I’m just going to get down as soon as you move. Well then, I’ll just have to stand right here!
and leave the house, leaving the back door unlocked.
Craig, dude. I ran away from home.
Shane, you need to understand why you are being punished, all right?
And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
This is about me, the child is lucky enough to come along.
She isn't an object you can own, she's a human being.
Why not? It just… didn’t happen.
Now, first thing we're going to do is make your bed.
You can stop talking behind my back, I'm right here, fruitcake.
Why you… you, you little bastard! How dare you? Shane, naughty.
I cleared up the table, Mom.
Now you can give him a snack.
Mom, are you deaf?
You have to take the time to talk to your children about their feelings.
Whenever you are naughty, Eric,
I'm afraid Super Nanny is in a deep state of mental psychosis.
Mom, I need another energy drink!
Yeah, I guess so.
and then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk
Shane, you need to listen to me.
I'm just letting the child know I'm not interested in him.
Somebody's at the door.
Who's got the greatest mom in the world?
You're sterile, is that it?
- You are the pack leader now. - I am the pack leader.
SHANE! YOU NORTY NORTY BASTARDO YOU!
I'm gonna go upstairs and make my bed now.
No, kill her! No, she's making you suffer!
Spaghetti head!
Where other nannies fail, Nanny Jo comes through.
Mom, are you deaf?
She's like Hitler with all the demands she makes.
- May I have some chicken, please? - Oh, very good, sweetie.
At 9:45 tonight, I will sneak out of my room
Oh, alright, dear. Hold on, Mrs. Sandoval. There are going to be some rule changes around here, Shane. First of all, no video games until chores are done.
But there's no child too tough for Super Nanny.
I don't have anywhere to sleep. I'm out on the streets.
Are you feeling angry at me because you think I'm here to change your life?
Oh, I just never had kids.
Find yourself another nanny
You project the dominant energy and he will pick up on it, I promise.
I have to kill my mom, it's my only way out.
The truth is nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn't that it?
I feel like he's doing what I tell him,
No, thanks, I'd rather not.
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Coming up next, it's Super Nanny.
Why are you so angry?