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and don't sing Happy Birthday, I couldn't bear it.
Great.
It's like having sex with a protractor.
What's Martin given you?
I take it with me everywhere.
Good.
It's for my very sexually frustrated sister.
It is a shrine to your body...
No, no, no, there.
I'm nearly finished. I'm nearly finished.
Hi, Harry, it's me.
He used to go out with Boo.
and then I will come in
Hey.
You don't.
You should totally get one of those.
So... Yup.
Yeah... these places all the time...
Do you know? You are the most perfect-looking pair.
Yeah. Are you done?
I'm sorry, that's my coat.
When we went to separate ourselves, it was fucking intense.
I want to be that person.
but she got all of Mum's good bits.
My wife.
- She won't eat it. - Thanks.
- That's him. - Go on.
I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum's.
Yes, very exciting.
I'm blown away.