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Aren't these for children?
- Hold her. - No.
Lovely Harry.
with everyone, but makes you feel bad if you take offence
I should just get her some perfume.
I haven’t farted in about three years.
Can I eat a water or a sandwich, or something?
that she found and told me not to buy. - OK.
This sandwich is so good.
I'm done. I'm done.
But no-one wants to admit there's a problem because then they don't get
I got you this.
No, not that one.
You know, guinea pigs can die of loneliness.
Very sweet.
A cursory stroke would be nice.
It's all in the twist.
Where?
She used to tell me I was lucky
I'll kick it.
Is it a paperweight, or...?
Docs.
Shall we?
I don't know yet.
I won't.
you'd like to come to her...
to see your body at this...
So easy to pick up girls these days.
Christ, woman, there's something wrong with that one,