Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna need your help on this one.

about constitutional rights.

Yes, yes. Yes, it does, Max.

Hello, fellow co-anchor lady.

What if we hired someone who was a friend of Bill's?

A shiny rubber ball that bounces.

I've been looking at a lot of résumés,

In fact, I came here to make a rather bold pronouncement.

Oh, any reason in particular?

You will not be fired today.

to the whole gang here.

Can it wait? I'm having my lunch.

for a new on-air person to, uh, these two,

You're obviously useless and probably drunk!

who has given me the confidence to be myself,

He's had 37 jobs in 20 years.

I know. At least we don't have to worry

I-I know that you can, I know.

Max, with two weeks of guaranteed employment

Before I go on with the news,

No, no, no, no.

I'm terribly sorry about that whole elevator fiasco.

Wait, wait-- Does this mean I'm hired?

Dave, it's not about qualifications,

hard rock, soft rock, soft country, soft country chat.

but a lot of people found him kind of abrasive.

Yes, technically, that's true, but in news radio--

Okay, I don't have time for names. I need a desk.

Ah. Tomorrow. No.

Wow. For the first time,

Why not? It's not like he's not expecting it.

You're not fired. All right?

That's very impressive. Uh, avid swimmer.

You heard me right, Max.

That's not fair, Joe.

Oh, yeah, by the way,

I think that perhaps we have all lost sight

but I'm kind of a stickler