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You are obviously tense,
Thirty eight." Max, sit down, all right?
No. Dave knows that no one could ever replace Bill.
he's probably just the kind of easy-going,
Yes, but Max Lewis has actually won a Peabody award.
Okay, I--
Bow down before my wondrous afro.
All right. You know, maybe we should, uh--
that I use for menstrual cramps.
got caught in traffic, so...
Oh. Well, in that case, all your computers
We can't hire someone
Now our second candidate is a very experienced woman,
Wait-- Wait a minute.
Um, how many résumés did you look through?
that all of the computers are going to explode?
No, no, no. No, no.
to learn our names.
Ooh. Ooh.
[CRASHING]
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I don't know, I didn't notice. You know, Dave,
Absolutely not. I just hired him,
Co-anchor: Bill McNeal."
Hamburger.
One-- Two-ninety.
Stupid fool.
Well, back to the matter at hand.
[♪]
Now, I've brought in some, uh--
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Wait a minute. Hold on. Listen to this.
Well, I haven't hired anyone yet, all right?
and two 15-minutes breaks during each eight-hour work day.
which is promising.
What's important is I've done it all.
I've narrowed down the candidates
In fact, they even let me on the air,
Now,
I've narrowed down the candidates.
Hey. Maybe I can actually move out of the Y.
Okay. Um, I mean,