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Well, I haven't hired anyone yet, all right?
In fact, they even let me on the air,
[CRASHING]
Stupid fool.
Now, I've brought in some, uh--
which is promising.
Oh. Well, in that case, all your computers
got caught in traffic, so...
Now,
You are obviously tense,
Yes, but Max Lewis has actually won a Peabody award.
Ooh. Ooh.
All right. You know, maybe we should, uh--
Okay. Um, I mean,
Okay, I--
[♪]
I've narrowed down the candidates
No. Dave knows that no one could ever replace Bill.
I don't know, I didn't notice. You know, Dave,
One-- Two-ninety.
Hey. Maybe I can actually move out of the Y.
[♪]
Hamburger.
that I use for menstrual cramps.
What's important is I've done it all.
[♪]
We can't hire someone
and two 15-minutes breaks during each eight-hour work day.
Co-anchor: Bill McNeal."
he's probably just the kind of easy-going,
Well, back to the matter at hand.
No, no, no. No, no.
that all of the computers are going to explode?
I've narrowed down the candidates.
Bow down before my wondrous afro.
to learn our names.
Absolutely not. I just hired him,
Um, how many résumés did you look through?
Wait-- Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Hold on. Listen to this.
Now our second candidate is a very experienced woman,
Thirty eight." Max, sit down, all right?