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What did he--? What did he do? What did he say? How did he--?

Rock, country, chat, Yes.

uh, Janice Sanburger.

[WITH HIGH VOICE] Fight the power.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

I would like to read a personal message

It really isn't necessary. No, please.

Well, we could listen to one of our own broadcasts.

I'd like to take the time now to offer my profoundest thanks

I think you'll find I'm highly qualified and handsome.

I'm sorry, Doug Nelson.

Maybe hiring a friend of his

I-I started with the actual birth date of Jesus,

Oh. It's really very simple, actually.

Uh, welcome aboard, Max. I know the rest of the staff

Yeah, we've all had our fun. Can we please--

I know I've been more against this Max character than anyone,

Well, I-I know that you are. That's why I hired you.

you will not be fired for the next two weeks.

for two Peabody Awards.

That's a good point. The thing is that

You know, I hate to have to say this,

Matthew, did you hear that?

It is rather astonishing.

Yeah? Well, I got a birth certificate that says different.

Bill never mentioned that.

It's as if we're living in the mouth