Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Mouths Words ]

There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness.

Shamelessly plug yourself...

Uh-- Wait, wait.

[ Ted Narrating ] The story of how Uncle Marshall ruined my friend Punchy's wedding...

[ Snickers ] Just kidding. This pen's enough.

Schmosby! Turd-faces! [ Shouts ]

Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant.

They were awesome.

in the worst moments of my life.

Escaped manslaughterers-- not sexy.

You wanna talk about it? Not even a little.

Get ready, Cleveland.

[ High-pitched Voice ] I wish the Spice Girls would get back together.

I can't wait to tell everyone. Baby, no.

Bravo. Bravo, Clay.

Promise me two things. One, you start believing again.

Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding?

Oh, not just that.

[ Ringing ] Nora's finally calling me back.

[ Woman Screaming ]

My what? Whenever you're trying to pass something off as a joke...

I haven't called her.