Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...hyperthyroidism...
Until I met you, my decisions were founded in logic and reason.
- The thought of losing a toe... - Spiders. You're afraid of spiders.
As am I.
Did you know the Valentine's heart is not based on the shape of a heart...
Cortisol levels normal.
my favorite rule of the internet Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Yes, Smelly Shelly does bother me. Let me tell you why I'm calling.
What insult?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take my temperature.
It's what I do with Howard.
Oh, yeah? Won't matter, you're going down.
Are we starting now...
Leonard, settle this, of the two of us, who's the obvious sidekick?
Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.
All right, let's start over.
- Are you scared? - No. But it's a stupid test.
- No. - What happened?
- No. - No, we're good.
...doesn't mean my underlying point wasn't valid, you bloviating buffoon.
I was in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette, drinking water.
Don't yell at me.
I'm legally obligated to inform you that I took a karate lesson when I was 11.
The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.