Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One, two, three, go? That's for babies.
Yeah, Leonard, who?
- Hello. - Hey.
If anybody's gonna go down, it's you.
Well, that's disappointing.
What kind of superhero says:
Hoo.
It's no mystery.
Are you sure?
Chuck Norris wishes.
- What are you doing? - An experiment.
Really?
- I don't think this wrestling has a bell. - How do you wanna start?
Does "went out" mean "had intercourse"?
...found in cheap science fiction? - Cheap science fiction?
Wrong. The best number is 73.
...an opportunity to consider important issues of the day?
Is this the Zack Johnson who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny?
- There you are. - Oh, hey.
I'll let you know what happens.
What about environmental factors? Describe the scene for me.
...I often turn to a force greater than myself.
All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is "sirron kcuhc."