Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fellas, it's been 30 minutes and nobody's touched each other.
Ding!
...was to stick your hand in a jar with a spider?
...and make Shakespeare's metaphorical beast with two backs.
And yet here I stand before you, 130 pounds of raging estrogen...
...but to set things back on course...
That's thinking ahead.
I'm sure it will wash off.
- Goodbye, Zack. - Bye.
I have genitals, I have the potential for sexual arousal.
- Religion? - Star Trek.
Fine, Shelly.
Mouse Boy?
Five million, three hundred, eighteen thousand and eight?
What were the symptoms?
...in order to identify your periods of maximum mental acuity?
...I have decided to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinahr.