Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?
- Then why did you ask? - Ask what?
...you could be my sidekick, Mouse Boy.
Which, backwards, is one, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, one.
Oh, no. Why?
Oh, Amy, you lucky girl.
Ahem. Uh, Zack, these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.
- What the heck is this? - A jar with a big spider in it, of course.
Hang on.
- Why do you keep saying Zack? - Because you keep saying, "Who?"
There was no question, I simply said, "Hoo."
On what authority are they permitted to mutilate patrons as they enter?
I'd be a regular ninja by now...
Oh.
...or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases...
You realize you can't win.
Oh, hoo!
- Hi. - Hey.