Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Said he'd stay there for two hours in case I changed my mind.

My new boyfriend would have been very jealous.

Though, as a devout Catholic,

They seem so happy.

Whatever happens, I am here for you.

Oh, I missed you so much.

He pooped in my Prada loafers, if it makes you feel better.

and I'd like to buy you out and stay in the apartment.

How do you know? Did you ask the Jonathans?

-I guess I am a little different.

But he wants to "think" about me buying him out.

Why? What is there to think about?

I know it looks like I was in a bar fight, but no, I got drunk at gay ski weekend,

Tonight's a little strange. Kind of feel like I have one foot back in my old life.

No, that's a permanent souvenir of the gay ski weekend smackdown.

I'm so wobbly, I'll probably miss half of it.

about what grown-ups do in private, young man.

He's right. Don't worry. It'll be okay.

just because he happened to know all of the lyrics to "Express Yourself."

Enjoy your moment in the spotlight.

As for having plenty of time, I'm not so sure about that either. I…

I don't need another complication in my life.

We're everyone's favorite distraction from their boring lives

Different. I mean, not that you didn't feel-- well, seem good before--

I'll leave you two.

He's going to be a doctor too? Oh, so it's official.

-You seem really good, you know?

Well, then here's to the calm before the storm.

"Investment, the right move, blah, blah, blah."

do you remember all the one-nighters you had in your 20s?

Well, I'm gonna say my goodbyes and head out.

No, not necessarily. There's a twitchy shoe salesman who's got his eye on it.

but you are who you are.

What the fuck with the dancing?