Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Funny, and a gentleman with skin like a baby's ass.

I got a call from my doctor this morning.

You don't care about anyone but yourself.

Oh, look at all those lovely zeroes.

I haven't seen him. I don't think he's here yet.

Will you go with me? I need another pair of ears.

Hello. I'm Craig, and this is my wife, Janet.

As much as I'm dying to talk to him about everything,

specifically so I wouldn't get that reaction.

I now pronounce you husband and husband.

But don't worry, you'll look like a cover girl by the time I'm through. Sit.

That's our song, baby!

-That was some crazy shit out there. -Are you getting back together?

I was a second away from pretending

I'm about to smoke a bowl, so, you know… munchies.

I know underneath that hard shell, there's a soft, squishy center.

Oh my gosh. Seriously? Your mother just told the entire room.

What are you dancing with me for? Cousin Phillip is drooling over you.

There's nothing I can do about any of this.

There is no God.

When did you talk to him?

Is that really what you think of me?

Aw, that's sweet.

It's like every time he hears another "I do,"