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I'm coming, schmoopie!
Wait, you're actually encouraging them both to skip school?
Adult adam: Once again, barry had no problem sneaking past my dad.
¶ ahhhhhhhhhh
I'm barry goldberg, and if anyone can outsmart mom, it's me.
Drugs?
You lost, like, big-time.
Like what?
Stop folding so loudly!
¶ let my barry go ¶
(toilet flushes)
He didn't have a little ferris in him, too.
You can't help but feel like you're missing out, right?
Adult adam: Just like ferris had been relentlessly tracked down
I didn't want to be ferris bueller or cameron or anyone else in the movie.
And we both have horrible sisters.
(scoffs) it's totally for stupid, lame losers.
I think he blew a microchip.
(knuckles cracking)
Why are you here?
(sighs) I'm fine. I'll get up.
¶ you know you look so good
Hello?
I could've been a lawyer!
You both need a day off.
Calcu-later!
Man. Look at the guy.
¶ oh, shake it up, baby, now
I think I'm gonna take the van (keys jangling)
Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized my mom was right.
And charismatic,
Later.
I called the school so you could skip.
Are sharing a float in the parade?
Only I can pull that off! Give me mom's beret!
By principal rooney,
But I have problems, like everyone else.
You're done. Goodbye.
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