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I won't force you guys to choose sides.
I'll get out right here. (doors lock)
You're planning an overseas trip with your wife.
Pause.
Why are you leaving?
Catch you on the flip-flop, muchachos.
Whoa.
A feisty redhead who loves art.
She told me all about you.
We didn't even know you weren't here, jerk.
Look.
(grunting) yup.
First, he makes you feel like you are
You're not going anywhere.
Then I got demoted to backup vocals,
S-skunk...
"skunk junk" is pretty solid.
What's his name?
But two bottles of $600 scotch
You're too liberal with the phrase "that's the dream."
Marvin: Skunk junk.
Keep it real, homies!
Burn it to the ground.
That's the question you're left asking yourself.
This is me you're talking to.
♪ with a neighbor next door
While you beat the goose down out of this bastard.
Then he gets tired and it's just you and me going at it.
You both look beautiful tonight.
And don't worry,
No, no.
It's been a crazy couple of days.
He-he's moving to chicago!
Had been fatal for not just one...
Well, that is, if I can convince my husband
In one, nonstop 24-hour period
♪ and hate even more when you're not ♪
It's not until...