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I was gonna be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
Turkelton? You've dealt with him before.
different orifices today.
I need your support right now, Carla!
- [gust of wind] - [Chair squeaks]
I'm in here! You can't see me!
We are in a hospital, man.
That patient's tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor."
I was taking a bus to my plane ticket, there was an accident,
And for God's sake, will you be a man?!
Oh.
when you think you're being funny.
Jordan, you have to make other friends in this place.
I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.
- What's the dish? - I gotta go.
The only respite I get is when we're making love
[J.D.] I had to skedaddle because today was burger day in the caf.
Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.
You know what, I want the laughter back!
- Really? - No! See your death!
different orifices today.
- I can't believe I don't have a job! - Is that even yours?
Jealousy's an ugly color, Bankfarter