Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not sure how people go about doing nice things...

Look, Carla, I didn't want you to come here because, well...

I'm gonna put Plexiglas down the middle of the car

- [EIliot screams] - [Coffee splashes]

No! But I looked up to you!

Yeah, I usually pretend we're doing something else.

How many janitors does it take to change a light bulb? Two.

I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-Freud.

And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear.

Hey! They have names.

you've shattered my preconceived notions about Chicanos!

I borrowed it from my brother. He's a stripper.

That patient's tumour is so big it's starting to look like a threemor..

She doesn't want you guys embarrassing her.

but Turk got on my case about my interns!

Look, your jokes kind of suck, and when I laugh, you pick me to do procedures.

He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain!

My God, you got that saliva on your lip that says you know something juicy!

However, that's a risk I'm sure willing to take.

That was nice. Why don't all of you just wave!

No, they'll be merciless.

Thanks to you, for the rest of my career I have the worst nickname!

which simply means that if we're in a fiery crash,

I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse.

[Speaking German]

I was thinking I'd come by and visit you tomorrow.