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Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy.
She wanted to work here. Let her see what it's like to work here!
- One, two, three! - "First do no harm"!
[J.D.] As for me, I already knew exactly what the truth was.
[EIliot screams]
I have to... you know...
[J.D.] Gloria...
and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I...
- Oh, my God! You kept a secret! - I know!
- [Slurps] - Ahh!
Except for Mr. Woodson in 302. He's got that rectal tear...
That patient's tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor."
My favorite part is when you said, "Screw her!" and stormed out!
I'm tired. Maybe he is from the International Pretentious Association,
Awful.
Hey, lamb chop. Crazy story. I was...
- Remember that, Elliot? - Yeah, I remember. Ha-ha.
It's... it's hard to get a job, you know?
The Janitor was wrong.
- No, she didn't. - [Both laughing]
I knew I shouldn't have had that chimichanga.