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- Remember that, Elliot? - Yeah, I remember. Ha-ha.
The Janitor was wrong.
She wanted to work here. Let her see what it's like to work here!
[J.D.] As for me, I already knew exactly what the truth was.
Hey, lamb chop. Crazy story. I was...
and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I...
That patient's tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor."
[EIliot screams]
I knew I shouldn't have had that chimichanga.
I have to... you know...
[J.D.] Gloria...
- [Slurps] - Ahh!
Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy.
It's... it's hard to get a job, you know?
- No, she didn't. - [Both laughing]
Awful.
- One, two, three! - "First do no harm"!
I'm tired. Maybe he is from the International Pretentious Association,
My favorite part is when you said, "Screw her!" and stormed out!
Except for Mr. Woodson in 302. He's got that rectal tear...
- Oh, my God! You kept a secret! - I know!