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I have to... you know...
She wanted to work here. Let her see what it's like to work here!
Hey, lamb chop. Crazy story. I was...
[EIliot screams]
It's... it's hard to get a job, you know?
- Remember that, Elliot? - Yeah, I remember. Ha-ha.
Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy.
- One, two, three! - "First do no harm"!
- No, she didn't. - [Both laughing]
I'm tired. Maybe he is from the International Pretentious Association,
Awful.
and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I...
Except for Mr. Woodson in 302. He's got that rectal tear...
The Janitor was wrong.
That patient's tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor."
- Oh, my God! You kept a secret! - I know!
My favorite part is when you said, "Screw her!" and stormed out!
[J.D.] Gloria...
I knew I shouldn't have had that chimichanga.
- [Slurps] - Ahh!
[J.D.] As for me, I already knew exactly what the truth was.