Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.

OK, I'm sure you know about it. Go ahead, take your shots.

- Tell me about your kid. - Oh, how'd you know I was a mom?

Tomorrow's not great,

Dude, get up. I gotta go to the bathroom.

There it is, just like I said.

See your death.

I can't watch this.

[J.D.] The perfect setup to a joke, but no one's around to hear!

So I hear you and the wife are trying for a boy. Little tip:

# No, I know I'm no Superman

Hey! Why don't you guys go upstairs and do some work?

Keith. Don't worry, buddy, we're cool.

My interns weren't laughing at my jokes because I'm their boss!

I know. I was leafing through a magazine

Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?

Hey, Bankfarter, did you hear? Charlie found a successful gene therapy for O.I.

This is a little trust exercise that I really think's gonna connect us again.

That dog just laughed at a pun.

there's no reason why you shouldn't enjoy the perks.

Oh! I... I had to tell Turk something, so you smoke a pipe now.