Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[J.D.] The perfect setup to a joke, but no one's around to hear!

Hey! Why don't you guys go upstairs and do some work?

There it is, just like I said.

My interns weren't laughing at my jokes because I'm their boss!

Oh! I... I had to tell Turk something, so you smoke a pipe now.

- Tell me about your kid. - Oh, how'd you know I was a mom?

Tomorrow's not great,

I know. I was leafing through a magazine

Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?

there's no reason why you shouldn't enjoy the perks.

This is a little trust exercise that I really think's gonna connect us again.

Dude, get up. I gotta go to the bathroom.

I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.

# No, I know I'm no Superman

See your death.

Keith. Don't worry, buddy, we're cool.

Hey, Bankfarter, did you hear? Charlie found a successful gene therapy for O.I.

OK, I'm sure you know about it. Go ahead, take your shots.

So I hear you and the wife are trying for a boy. Little tip:

I can't watch this.

That dog just laughed at a pun.