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- What're you doing? - Nothing!
Talk about your Mission: Impossibles.
[Turk] Yes!
I have had someone else's fingers in four, count 'em, four,
Seriously, if you tell, I will never trust you again with anything.
I have had someone else's fingers in four, count 'em, four,
...ahh, you know. [Chuckles]
His tumor's getting so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor"!
The thing is, it's Jenny's sixth birthday on Monday,
Wake up and smell the urinal I haven't cleaned in years!
Ladies and gentlemen, that is quality Crack Addict Theater!
Daphne, ketchup!
Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laughed.
Anyway, we're discontinuing your fellowship.
OK, gang, I'll meet you up in Radiology to talk about Mr. Heath's CAT scan.
Unfortunately, your door handle doesn't work from the inside,
Yes. And you're a terrible teacher. I'm not prepared to operate on anyone.
Be honest. I promise, absolutely no ramifications.
Cute.
I can feel your hatred like a cool spring breeze.
And for God sakes, will somebody wake up Gloria?
Let us not forget the understated coffee mug we're carrying.
That's all that you have to say?
So tell me something, Carla, has she invited you to her new hospital, hmm?
- Nice to see you, sir. - You as well.
Hey, guys. What's going on?
# I'm no Superman #
# I can't do this all on my own
Oh, my God! You actually did something nice for me!
Wait, don't leave me!
and he's here to remove your goatee.
He leads off with the chin quiver.
Turk, I'm gonna go get some coffee. Want one?
Mmm. That's headed right to our joint colon!