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- I'm not a doctor right now. - You're still wearing scrubs.
[J.D.] I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy.
Then he goes right to the look-away.
There was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital:
I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice
I hate ya, Charlie.
I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.
When you're an intern, you get treated like crap.
You're smart, you're loyal,
So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich.
And that meant one thing:
Oh!
OK, we're off the property. Now let's talk.
Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight. I gotta rock and roll.
Import heroin into my bloodstream,
There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!
You guys are fine. You're doing a good job.
[J.D.] As I went to the men's room, praying he only had to go onesies,
- One little problem... - Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs!
Whatever. If it wasn't funny, why did they all laugh?
The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top,
Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.
It just got interesting, people!
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