Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm not a doctor right now. - You're still wearing scrubs.

[J.D.] I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy.

Then he goes right to the look-away.

There was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital:

I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice

I hate ya, Charlie.

I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.

When you're an intern, you get treated like crap.

You're smart, you're loyal,

So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich.

And that meant one thing:

OK, we're off the property. Now let's talk.

Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight. I gotta rock and roll.

Import heroin into my bloodstream,

There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!

You guys are fine. You're doing a good job.

[J.D.] As I went to the men's room, praying he only had to go onesies,

- One little problem... - Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs!

Whatever. If it wasn't funny, why did they all laugh?

The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top,

Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.

It just got interesting, people!