Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich.

You're smart, you're loyal,

Then he goes right to the look-away.

The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top,

I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice

You guys are fine. You're doing a good job.

Import heroin into my bloodstream,

- I'm not a doctor right now. - You're still wearing scrubs.

I hate ya, Charlie.

When you're an intern, you get treated like crap.

OK, we're off the property. Now let's talk.

I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.

[J.D.] As I went to the men's room, praying he only had to go onesies,

Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight. I gotta rock and roll.

There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!

It just got interesting, people!

Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.

Whatever. If it wasn't funny, why did they all laugh?

- One little problem... - Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs!

And that meant one thing:

[J.D.] I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy.

There was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital: