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"What are we going to do, Al?"
Yep, that's why I only ordered myself
[DOOR SLAMS]
look at what Mommy married,
You know, besides
for $237.
Chow time! Chow time!
and toss me in a dumpster,
For $225, they let you swallow your tongue
All right. Now...
Fork it over, Dad.
so I can see how it looks?
you sure we have enough money
and we'll dine like royalty.
The heat, electricity, the water?
You want to go out for a nice dinner tomorrow?
I know, I'll be careful.
and more often, I might add.
We deserve that money just as much as you two do.
Here it is!
Well, what are we gonna do in the meantime?
Let's not let our new-found wealth
and why did he do that, kids?
I think I'm getting sexually excited.
God, this is great.
All right, $237 split four ways
Isn't this beautiful, kids?
Sir, it's been three hours,
Bud?