Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your profile made it seem like you'd be down for this.

I gave the rest away to the needy.

Russians aren't really a priority, ma'am.

Yeah, but I'm turning over a new leaf.

Woke up to a guy trying to climb in bed with me once.

I'm a cardiologist.

sausage and biscuits,

Why did you never buy this place?

That's not true. Miracle on Ice?

Oh, I can't wait to torture

in the front seat.

spread out in front of me.

on your ex-girlfriend who doesn't want you anymore.

I need a sitter tomorrow night because I have a date.

Otherwise, get your chorny ass out of my bar.

to nurturing loving, responsible,

Racial, economic, and cultural diversity

Good morning, Liam.

and babysit her kid.

What the hell is going on?

It came out great, Carl!

My welding gear.

Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow?

One-bedroom apartment.

Russians always win.

And maintain control of your rod.

She broke up with you because of your drinking.

Kev doesn't know what he's talking about.

on what others did to me in the past.

- What's your type? - Blonde and bitchy.

I'm paying you back, you know, for the rehab.

Acceptance, resurrection,

Uh... we got kind of far along here.

- You? - Immigrant

Lost ticket pays full price, sir.

consoling him, when all I really wanted

Remember, watch your bevel, and be careful about the width.

you're gonna fuck it up and drink

it'll jog my memory for all the rest.

Uh, no, but I have a name and address.

- Never gonna happen. - What?

Bullshit. Thirty-six eighteen an hour?

No, I shoplift them mostly.

Sixteen jets and a waterfall. Gets delivered this morning.

and I'm gonna get my balls back.

that I should apologize to you for?

Please watch your language, sir.

and fuck you up?

Well, they look a little better when you're drunk.

If you choose to entrust us with your child,

How much are you asking?

You disappear for days. You're banging like bunnies.