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Otherwise, get your chorny ass out of my bar.
If you choose to entrust us with your child,
Acceptance, resurrection,
Your profile made it seem like you'd be down for this.
Uh, no, but I have a name and address.
It came out great, Carl!
on your ex-girlfriend who doesn't want you anymore.
Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow?
No, I shoplift them mostly.
you're gonna fuck it up and drink
- What's your type? - Blonde and bitchy.
and babysit her kid.
Good morning, Liam.
Oh, I can't wait to torture
Sixteen jets and a waterfall. Gets delivered this morning.
Oh, come on.
to nurturing loving, responsible,
I'm paying you back, you know, for the rehab.
Lost ticket pays full price, sir.
Up at 0530.
A car?
- Never gonna happen. - What?
Racial, economic, and cultural diversity
Yeah, but I'm turning over a new leaf.
sausage and biscuits,
And maintain control of your rod.
Nine hundred.
Kev doesn't know what he's talking about.
That's nice.
in the front seat.
Please watch your language, sir.
consoling him, when all I really wanted
Nessa, now.
Remember, watch your bevel, and be careful about the width.
and fuck you up?
I need a sitter tomorrow night because I have a date.
spread out in front of me.
Uh... we got kind of far along here.
That's not true. Miracle on Ice?
What the hell is going on?
and I'm gonna get my balls back.
Russians always win.
You disappear for days. You're banging like bunnies.
Yes, ma'am.
Woke up to a guy trying to climb in bed with me once.
Why did you never buy this place?
I'm a cardiologist.
Bullshit. Thirty-six eighteen an hour?
How much are you asking?
Jesus, Nessa,
Well, they look a little better when you're drunk.
Russians aren't really a priority, ma'am.
She broke up with you because of your drinking.
Great!
- You? - Immigrant
Whoa.
My welding gear.
Electric.
it'll jog my memory for all the rest.
on what others did to me in the past.
that I should apologize to you for?
I gave the rest away to the needy.
One-bedroom apartment.