Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Russians always win.

you're gonna fuck it up and drink

on what others did to me in the past.

How much are you asking?

No, I shoplift them mostly.

Oh, I can't wait to torture

Racial, economic, and cultural diversity

Bullshit. Thirty-six eighteen an hour?

Please watch your language, sir.

and babysit her kid.

Your profile made it seem like you'd be down for this.

that I should apologize to you for?

I'm a cardiologist.

I'm paying you back, you know, for the rehab.

Well, they look a little better when you're drunk.

Russians aren't really a priority, ma'am.

And maintain control of your rod.

Lost ticket pays full price, sir.

Sixteen jets and a waterfall. Gets delivered this morning.

What the hell is going on?

My welding gear.

Woke up to a guy trying to climb in bed with me once.

to nurturing loving, responsible,

You disappear for days. You're banging like bunnies.

consoling him, when all I really wanted

Yeah, but I'm turning over a new leaf.

One-bedroom apartment.

in the front seat.

I gave the rest away to the needy.

- What's your type? - Blonde and bitchy.

sausage and biscuits,

I need a sitter tomorrow night because I have a date.

and I'm gonna get my balls back.

on your ex-girlfriend who doesn't want you anymore.

Uh... we got kind of far along here.

If you choose to entrust us with your child,

spread out in front of me.

Acceptance, resurrection,

That's not true. Miracle on Ice?

- Never gonna happen. - What?

Otherwise, get your chorny ass out of my bar.

Good morning, Liam.

it'll jog my memory for all the rest.

and fuck you up?

Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow?

Kev doesn't know what he's talking about.

- You? - Immigrant

Why did you never buy this place?

Uh, no, but I have a name and address.

Remember, watch your bevel, and be careful about the width.

It came out great, Carl!

She broke up with you because of your drinking.