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conversation, shared interests.
You really want to do that?
Help me, uh, put this wheel on this bike.
Ended up in the hospital a couple weeks.
And I always win.
I am truly sorry.
She'd love it, son.
- Hey, guys. - Hi.
It got complicated.
You would have lost everything.
from distant shores... Oak Brook.
Did anyone ever try to rob you?
no matter how much you blow on it.
Eight blocks north, up by the park.
"No" what?
No need. I smoked it.
Two of each. Extra whipped cream.
I was stuck there for, like, an hour
You ran off with an ex-boyfriend.
No. Uh, I'm good.
And you're not my type anyway.
We are authorized officers
How about the shit
So is there anything that you can think of
I can always go lower later.
and there's a space out back that comes with the apartment.
A girl can dream, right?
Um...
Want me to sell any of that meth?
- Jesus. - Hey, I can't move it
Thanks.
Uh, January 2011.
Is that what you spent your Monica money on?
Come on. Come on, open your eyes. Come on!
The future.
You can't.
Sir, yelling isn't gonna solve anything.
Oh, V, the lawyer said
Shit.
I can pay it all by the 15th.
I'm done with meaningless sexual gratification.
For another six months.
Tell her that if you don't work the steps,
to intentionally avoid intimacy on an almost daily basis.
Thanks.
Can't get soft over the summer.
Yeah, you can smell it if you want.
Did you dye it to get it that color?
I can't even remember's bed again.
Jesus. What is with this day?
You have a lump.
- You want a beer? - Um...
"Anybody"?
for all of it, huh?
I was about to carry him into bed,
- That was goddamn lame. - Shut it.
Kick his ass in Mario Kart.
and prostitution.
Yeah, well, we're friends.
I'm a pilgrim escaping gender persecution.
- How was school today? - Okay.
We take Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
A few weeks ago, I had this joker.